Snake Man III – Coming soon to a theater in your living room!
appreciation
of nature, beautiful wave:
bong-smoke meets flat-screen.
– Haiku
—-> Gesundheit
Angry Monster!
Angry Monster Hates Shopping Carts
if it quarks like a duck…
it likely gives me a raging hadron.
…
How now, Bogwater?
Sometimes a duck.
I figure chaos and mojo can get their own shit together.
In other news Barbara still hasn’t told me why she won’t return my calls. I’m starting to worry that it’s something that I said to offend her mother at the last AA meeting. I didn’t think her story was coming from a place of true intention and besides nobody believes my stories.
I heard Sonny Golden was spotted on Facebook
Seriously.
Fuck yeah.
I have it on good authority that he does, in fact, exist.
Also, he’s alive.
I bet we can get him to come over here
Mother Sauce
Our new album drops in February. Mother Sauce, then Mojo I guess. What a bunch of slackers. Ok, well, one, one slacker.
The Early Spring release shall be titled “Hold me close so that I don’t blow away”
Mother Sauce
We are still hashing out how to play instruments with an eye towards http://fawm.org/
Goddamn it.
Fork You.
Have you ever grown attached to cutlery? I mean, like, emotionally bound? Sonny used to get like that, mostly around forks…
I look out into the abyss and wonder
Shady Bogwater
As time slips slowly through my tightly knitted fist the burgeoning tides of change wash away old posts and still… and still… this site looks fucking terrible. I really ought to fix that sometime. Maybe if Sonny every shows up. Maybe.
Sonny golden isn’t real.
He isn’t I just know it. I mean, if he were real he might have something to say to us all. And he doesn’t. Also, this site looks pretty gay right now. Maybe I can fix that.